this slime is 100% satire! obv slime is for everyone. but i thought it’d be funny to design one as if it were “special” for men to poke fun at so many products on the market today @eggie.slime was the first to execute this idea 🖤 on a serious note, this slime will be available for christmas this year! it’s one i’ve had tons of requests for. it’s activated well for warm hands (meaning it’ll be holdable and slow stretching) and it’s coated so it won’t melt as fast/require as much maintenance. the

What’s your least favorite type of slime? Mine is fluffy slime and jiggly slime💀 both of them shrink/deflate ITS SO MESSY NO THX

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