A pair of friendly bulletins were the first to volunteer when Pastor Bob hinted that someone needed to reach out and keep that lonely unused hymnal company. “We’re a welcoming church,” said Pastor Bob ...

University of La Crete Sociologist Dr. Pete Peters, who has spent more than 30 years studying audience engagement with public speakers, has found that Mark Carney’s speeches are a full 2% more ...

With rumours swirling that Hudson Bay may be going into creditor protection and liquidating their assets, thousands of customers made the 1500 km trek from Winnipeg to get their hands on some amazing ...

With a federal election on the horizon, Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre is looking to bring back the unpopular carbon tax just so he can make a very dramatic display of scrapping it. “It’s been ...

It’s that time of year again once yet. The Oscars! Well, of course, as Mennonite we don’t watch movies, except we all know Onkel Oscar who owns a TV behind the barn out back and we sometimes get to ...

Area man Frank Fehr, 72, has been using the very same McDonald’s cup for the past fifteen years, all under the assumption that he can get free refills all he wants. “I haven’t paid for a Coke since ...

As of just a few days ago, young Timothy Reimer, 8, of Mountain Lake could identify several large bodies of water and many of the highest mountain peaks, which made him the country’s most ...

In a moment of poetic beauty unrivalled since the time of Emily Dickinson, a staunch Putin supporter is just 10 goals away from passing a staunch Trump supporter on the NHL’s all time scoring list. “I ...

It turns out that all the rumours about Fort Knox being empty were completely unfounded. In fact, not only was the place filled with treasure, something better than precious metals were discovered – a ...

Two Mountains Bible College is pleased to announce that starting next year they’ll be offering a shorter MRS program that can be completed in just six months. “We ...

Oh, you know that wacky Donald Trump. Such a scamp. From renaming the Gulf of Mexico to annexing Canada, he’s always up to something. It’s gotten to the point where it’s impossible to write satire ...

Super Bowl ratings tanked this Sunday as all 40 million Canadians boycotted the show in favour of watching Grey Cup reruns. “I’ve got the 1989 Grey Cup on a VHS tape somewhere I think,” said Bobby ...